President George Bush, VP Dick Cheney, and former President
Bill Clinton are traveling in a car together in Kansas.
A tornado comes along and whirls them up into the air and
tosses them thousands of yards away. They all fall into a daze.
When they come to the extract themselves from the vehicle,
they realize they're in the fabled Land of Oz . . . .
They decide to go see the famous Wizard of Oz.
The Wizard is known for granting people their wishes.
George Bush says, "I'm, uh, uh, gonna ast the Wizard
for a, uh, brain."
Dick Cheney responds, "I'm going to demand that the Wizard
give me a heart."
Bill Clinton speaks up, "Where's Dorothy?"
